put me up to this. Maybe if I do it I can get into her pan- ER I MEAN....

1) Full Name: Dominick Chance (imagine the rest!)

2) Were you named after anyone?: My dad for my first name and a cowboy from some book for my middle name. My mom can't remember the book she got it from. I am teh sad.

3) Does your name mean anything?: Well Chance means Luck in french. What kind of luck is not specified. Dominick means.... uhm.... well according to the internet: From the Late Latin name Dominicus meaning "of the Lord". This name was traditionally given to a child born on Sunday. Several saints have borne this name, including the 13th-century founder of the Dominican order of friars.
So there ya go! I am From the Lord of... Luck?

4) Nick Names?: Beat Guy, Fatty, Chancer, Chubs (when I was little and I hated it) Gizmo (again when I was little... didn't hate it probably), Jerk.

5) Who do you think you look like?: Mine papa

(Apparently question number six just fell off the face of the Earth)

7) DOB: May 31, 1984

8) Place of Birth and Current Location: Bethesda, Maryland and Hellhole, Virginia

9) Nationality: American y'all!

10) Astrology Sign: Two naked dudes all over each other!

11) Chinese Astrology Sign: VERMIN

12) Religion: Agonistic bordering on atheism, but I was raised Catholic and that raises it's hand every now and then in my mind.

13) What's your favorite smell?: Oooohh..... I got alot. Currently: White out :I

14) Political Position?: None!

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: Water!

16) Hair + Eye color: Brown and brown!

17) Do you look like anyone famous?: nada

18) What do you look like?: A fat piece of shit with a side of fat and a desert platter of fat.

19) Any unusual talents?: Uuuuhhhh.... none that I can think of.... I AM UNAMAZING!!

20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?: Right Power!

21) Gay, Straight, Bi or other?: I swing like a saloon door!

22) What do you do for a living?: I work at a Best Buy.... living the dream....

23) What do you do for fun?: Draw, video games, sleep and watch movies.

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: Smooth bristol paper, recently nibs, and ink!

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: I'd like to not suck with a tablet, and maybe get into painting.

26) Have you met your grandparents?: Not my grandfather on my dad's side.

27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend?: Sorta.

28) Crush?: I don't know.... a crush is like an unrequited feeling of love or admiration for somebody who doesn't know about it right? Then no.

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: Denise Richards!

30) Current Worries?: Everything!

31) Favorite Online Guys/Girls?: They know who they are.

32) Favorite place to be?: Either in bed or in a nice warm bath.

33) Least favorite place to be?: Anywhere that isn't my bed or a nice warm bath.

34) Do you burn or tan?: AH SIZZLE!!

35) Ever break a bone?: Not yet!

36) What is your favorite cereal?: Used to be Reese's Puffs, now I guess Golden Grahams.

37) Person you cry with?: I cry alone (d'aaaaawww) What kind of question is this though, really?!

Do you have...

38) Any sisters?: Nope nope!

39) Any brothers: Unfournately!

40) Any pets?: NOPE

41) An illness?: I might be insane, but physically? No.

42) A pager?: Who carries a pager anymore?!

43) A personal phone line?: Sadly no.

44) A cell phone?: No and don't want one.

45) A visible birthmark?: Do my zits count?!

46) A pool or hot tub?: Hot tub would be SWEET!!

47) A car?: Yes and it's bleeding me dry!

Describe your...

48) Personality: Cynical, rude, uncouthed, annoying, fat, fat and fat.

49) Driving: No wrecks yet!

50) Clothing Style: I wear whatever, but I'm of the opinion the more flesh covered, the better.

51) Room: I cleaned it recently so it's only a little bit messy.

52) What's missing?: My mind and self respect.

53) School: Done, might go back.

54) Bed: Yes I do have one.

55) Relationship with your parent(s): Pretty durn good actually.

56) Do you believe in yourself?: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA aahhhh...

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: Not at all. I believe in LUST at first sight.

58) Do you consider yourself a good listener?: Huh?

59) Do you have a future dream you would like to share?: Did... did you say something?

60) Do you get along with your parent(s)?: Swimmingly!

61) Do you save your e-mail conversations?: If by save you mean, forget to erase them, then yes!

62) Do you pray?: ......occasionally. To who? I dunno. Force of habit.

63) Do you believe in reincarnation?: Actually it doesn't seem THAT out there an idea to me...

64) Do you brush your teeth twice a day?: Once in a blue moon.

65) Like to talk on the phone?: Not at all.

66) Do you like to eat?: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Yes.

67) Do you like to exercise?: If I did it regularily I would, but I am faaarr too lazy.

68) Do you like to watch sports?: Only Hockey occasionally.

69) Do you sing in the car?: .... uhm..... does it make me less manly if I say yes?!

70) What is a dream you have all the time?: Like a sleeping dream? I use to have a dream alot that I'd be driving but no idea how to do it and would end up crashing. That one's stopped though, since I actually learned to drive. I haven't had any reoccuring ones in a while.

71) Do you dream in color?: Yup

72) Do you have nightmares?: Most of my dreams tend to be nightmares (wow that sounds emo)

73) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: I am proud to say no.

74) Right next to you: Plastic cups and drawing stuff.

75) On you favorite coffee cup: Uh don't got one of those sorry.

76) On your mouse pad: Flowers and shit! I never got rid of it after buying the computer from my dad.

77) Your favorite flavor of gum?: Whatever flavor Juicy Fruit is.

78) Your brand of deodorant?: Whatever's cheap!

79) Your dream honeymoon spot?: This would imply that I'm going to get married, which no, never.

80) Your dream husband/wife?: Well as long as it's in the realm of fantasy.... a raptor!

81) Hiding in your closet?: All those bodies that don't git in the gara- I MEAN lots of comics and books, and a huge box of all my old even shittier drawings.

82) Under your bed?: Guitar Hero 3 box, lots of socks, probably paper.

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?: I have a handfull, but Pedro would probably be my main compadre.

84) Your bad time of the day: Between when I'm awake and when I got to sleep.

85) Your worst fear(s): Death, anything that could possibly kill me.

86) What's the weather like?: Cold but sunshiney.

87) Your favorite time of year?: Winter baby, all the way!

88) Your favorite holiday?: Halloween and Christmas! ITS A TIE!!

89) A material weakness?: My drawings. They may be shit, but I usually can't bear to throw them away.

90) The wierdest food or drink that you like: Stuffed Mushrooms! Yum!!

91) At the top of your 'To-Do' list?: Finish an art trade I got going with and finish thumbnailing Next Girl.

92) The hardest thing about growing up?: Growing up.

93) A pet peeve?: Annoying laughs, and constant sneezing.

94) Your scariest moment?: Being an understudy for one of the main characters in a play and in no way knowing his lines when he didn't show up. Luckily, he showed up.

95) Your attitude about love?: Ugh, it's changes with the wind. Right now it's cool, whatever.

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the oppsite sex?: Uhm.... talked to them?

97) The worst feeling in the world?: Being me!

98) The best feeling in the world?: Not being me!

99) Who sent this to you?: Some brit lady.... think her name was Queen Sassytits!

100) Six people YOU tag: I never tag people in these things. If you wanna do it go nuts!